The Best Ad Critic In The World™ (™ pending), also a damn good copywriter with 20+ years experience in NYC. Hire me for your in-house creative department, and I will help you make better, funnier, more interesting, and more effective ads/branded content. Samples/resume available upon request. Salary request is very reasonable.
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Here are some other names submitted to and rejected by L'Oréal CEO Jean-Paul Agon:
• Face Jacker
• Energy Punch
• Face Hemi
• Combustion Cream
• I'm tired, add yours in the comments.