Friday, February 24, 2012

She's gotta lotta nuts in her mouth (print ad).

(click, via)
Also, the porn stars. And, this baby (nsfw). Via Dothan, AL, famous for their national peanut festival. Previously: Douchebag facebook loser Winklevoss twins selling pistachio nuts.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is that poop in her mouth?

9:27 AM  
Blogger Eric the Fruit Bat said...

Ever have boiled peanuts?

I was driving through the rural South, seeing the sights, and all these authentic-looking Mom and Pop kind of places had homemade signs out advertising boiled peanuts as some kind of speciality. So I finally thought I'd stop and see what the locals were so into.

Boiled peanuts? They're exactly that. They hand you a hot, soggy brown paper bag full of peanuts in the shell that have been boiled in plain water.

They are a hot, soggy mess. No flavor. A texture like paste.

God, it fucking pissed me off!!!

So I drove back to where I fucking bought them and I fucking shot the owner and his fucking wife in the fucking head. Then I stripped them both naked, bent them over chairs and fucked them both in their fucking assholes. Then I scalded their fucking corpses with that fucking pot full of fucking boiled peanuts.

That taught them both a valuable lesson they'll never forget.

10:07 AM  
Blogger copyranter said...

Your past transgressions are safe here, Mitchell.

10:09 AM  
Blogger Eric the Fruit Bat said...

BTW, what do you call nuts on the wall?


What do you call nuts on your chest?


What do you call nuts on your chin?

Dick in your mouth.

10:11 AM  
Blogger copyranter said...

OK, that's quite enough, Mitchell.

10:12 AM  
Blogger Eric the Fruit Bat said...

Re 10:09, thanks for your support copyranter. It feels good to share.

10:12 AM  
Blogger Eric the Fruit Bat said...

Sometimes we get carried away.

10:13 AM  
Blogger Eric the Fruit Bat said...

See ya later.

10:14 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

totally turned on.

10:19 AM  
Blogger Brooks said...

I see the Art Director just went ahead and shot this himself.

11:19 AM  
Anonymous coward said...

(anon coward's pisswilly comment goes here)

12:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey Mitchell, you have to buy your boiled peanuts in Chinatown. Buying boiled peanuts in the rural south would be akin to ordering grits at The Happy Dragon. Not surprised you were pissed.

~Harry from Edmonton (the rural north)

1:18 PM  
Blogger Eric the Fruit Bat said...

They pronounced it "bawled pe'ents."

I think we were in Georgia, maybe South Carolina.

1:37 PM  

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