Trading IS Sex, Baby.
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Seriously...EWWWWW!!!!! "WhiskeySweet40" evidently doesn't have Whiskey Dick. Wonder if he's got more options positions than the Kama Sutra master SilverFox11? One thing's a sure bet: I definitely would NOT touch his abacus.
earlier: Monkee Davy Jones shills for Gorilla Trades.
(scanned from yesterday's Investor's Business Daily)
posted by copyranter @ 9:30 AM
9 Comments:
Dude, over by "About Me" on your page, you have pic of some hot model, but UR A FUCKING GUY!!!
COPYRANTER is a mis-leading advertiser himself.
That "hot model" is "African" Gwynnie Paltrow. And she is most definitely not hot.
Not hot?!?
You're a gay guy. Not that there is anything wrong with that.
Nasty. Am I supposed to want to join TradeKing so I can eat this dude's seed? WTF?
The 12-year-old option spread is the best...paired with a nice merlot. Crackers are so white trash though. Grilled sourdough is best with option spread. Of course that's just an appetizer. A seasoned security makes a nice entree. And after that, who knows, maybe a firm quote and some liquid assets.
He better get himself an attorney 'coz I'm gonna shoot him in the face.
Man, I totally wanna get into trading hot c-, er, stock tips, with him. Fun!
God, it makes me not want to drink whiskey, almost..I have to look away now, but great work as usual Copyranter
I'm confused... but he IS a cracker.
Nice crop, too. I really don't want to see his other hand.
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