Ghastly-faced Hilton/Jolie used to sell plastic surgery to Ecuadorians.

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The headline apparently translates as Nobody Is Younger Than You (update: commenter rb says it actually translates "Nobody will look younger than you"). The ads—done by a female creative team!—are for the Xiomara Coronado Beauty Center (there's also a scary Shakira). That's some graphic digital surgery, ain't it? Ecuador—I think you can forget about any goodwill missions from the Jolie-Pitts. And, uh, Paris, too. previously in celeb mugs in ads: Lohan anti-drinking poster girl; Gwynnie Paltrow is African; Robert De Niro sez, get the fuck outta my city; Britney Spears/Marilyn Manson tell us we're idiots. update: here's an online poll to vote for which digitally-abused celeb looks worse.