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posted by copyranter @ 10:00 AM
3 Comments:
Definitely a rational appeal..... The suffocated snausage cameltoe really gets the girls going.
That's one tightly wrapped package.
It's rather disturbing. I fear another encounter. Now the copy reads as a threat.
*Runs*
I can't stand massive advertisements on the streets that are sexual. it's like you have no choice but to look at it, it's so in your face.
but loool the puns!! haha
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