copyranter
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About Me

- Name: copyranter
- Location: New York, New York
The Best Fucking Ad Blogger in the World™——now writing for BuzzFeed.com. I have been an NYC advertising copywriter for 19 years. I hate capri pants. Also: advertising, PR, midtown, the Upper East Side, the Upper West Side, going to Brooklyn, NYC realtors, New York City, fake blondes, real blondes, saline implants, silicone implants, Civil War enthusiasts, Republicans, Democrats, Liberals, Conservatives, fireworks, parades, Summer, Winter, greeting cards, stuffed animals, children's drawings, religions, personal trainers, golf, golf courses, golfers, polo shirts, turtlenecks, scarves, The Yankees, Yankee fans, mooks, Streeters, iBankers, the Hamptons, Hoboken, Chicago, Texas, Florida, people who don't know how to walk in NYC, whistling, Moby, TV, Radio, Magazines, Newspapers, stand-up comedy, Improv comedy, sketch comedy, "alt" comedy, Readings, poetry slams, SUVs, PCs, drinking straws, weddings, Brunch, fondue fountains, chick peas, Starbucks coffee, journalists, screenwriters (dicks), short men (Napoleon Complexed turds), Scrabble®, people who don't hate anything. I probably at least don't care for you.
Previous Posts
- Iwo Jima dead bled again, this time in the name of...
- copyranter on ANIMAL NY: fake AA ad artist's pop a...
- Christmas Creepiest.
- In tough economic times, always look to the bank t...
- copyranter on ANIMAL NY: toilet paper is not made ...
- Sean Avery dons a new sweater.
- copyranter on ANIMAL NY: fake AA ad artist attacks...
- "Honey, the pasta tastes a little...boobish."
- SoHo Soon Sluttier.
- Link Haze, 8/15/08.


1 Comments:
Agreed. These are wonderful.
Just a sidenote about your Ads of the World user comment--I think that site has been overrun by students who have never worked in a real agency before. I haven't seen any insightful critiques there in quite a while.
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