Friday, August 15, 2008

Link Haze, 8/15/08.

• I am in one awful, shitty mood today. People who know me know why.
• The Drunken Stepfather goes off on one of his insane tangents. (link)
• McCarren Park buttplug. (link)
• Eleanor Roosevelt for Good Luck margarine. (link)
PETA stops a planned Six Flags Halloween Madagascar hissing cockroach-eating contest. (link)
• American Apparel gay ad: not porny. (link)
• One of the first things I was told in ad school was that if your headline is "holy mackerel," you do NOT show a mackerel with angel wings and a halo. (link)
• Jesus Christ Is Lord, not a swear word—says the 18-wheeler. (link)
• Hasbro is celebrating the 45th anniversary of the Easy-Bake Oven (It's the 5th anniversary of the Easy-Bake Meth Lab.). You haven't lived until you've been served a badly-cooked treat out of one of these by a 9-year-old. (link)
• Fuck You, security camera. (link)

2 Comments:

Blogger 1Letterman said...

Sorry you're in a shitty mood, dude.

Your blog always snaps me out of one.

Hence, I hope things get unshitty for you really soon.

Keep on keepin' on, Mr. Ranter.

11:20 PM  
Blogger b80vin said...

The drunken step father is funny in the same way as an old person slipping on ice and breaking her hip is funny- first you laugh, then you hate yourself for laughing, they you hate the old woman for being so stupid that she's walking on icy sidewalks, then you just say "fuck it" and hate the whole fucking world. Thanks for posting a link to that madness.

4:52 PM  

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