New badly Photoshopped PETA billboard cheers on sharks.

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Here in the midst of Shark Week on the Discovery Channel, PETA presents a billboard they claim they'll be erecting "in cities that see the most shark attacks." That's nice. It's also most likely bullshit, because the billboard media companies know that these cities would immediately demand its removal, and PETA of course already knows this, too (This follows the same pattern as their Zombie Colonel Sanders Super Bowl commercials.). Now if they could convince Corey Feldman or Pamela Anderson or Jenna Jameson to go swimming in shark-infested waters as part of some sort of vegan publicity stunt, well I'd applaud that effort and give it a glowing write-up. related on Animal NY: PETA roasts SD State students; PETA skewers running of the bulls.

PETA buys ad space on dead man's urns.

(click images) Aaron Jamison died last weekend from terminal colon cancer. He got quite a bit notoriety via Gawker and other media sites picking up on his brave story. Last year, when he learned of his condition, he offered up the urn ad space to help pay for his eventual cremation costs. PETA reported yesterday that Aaron agreed to these two "hilarious" ads (those are not Aaron's urns). No word of what PETA paid for the rights. Update: Gawker's Hamilton Nolan says they paid two hundred measly bucks.
His memorial service is this Saturday. Will the urns with these ads on them be there? Or did PETA just pay Jamison so they could could display these images on their website, and anywhere else they please? I don't really get this transaction.
PETA, of course, will exploit anyone and anything for publicity. A beheading. The bp oil spill. A Swine Flu death. John Lennon. Roger Clemens' flaccid penis. Etc.

PETA sez...UK fishermen have small rods.

(click ad) When they're not being blatantly sexist, PETA's other go-to ad strategy is "juvenile." The human-hating organization is crowing because they got this billboard past the UK's ASA (it will never run). Anyway, buck up English anglers: as we know, it's the angle of the dangle that matters. Related: PETA mocks Roger Clemen's flaccid pocket rocket.

Valentine's Day message from PETA: Vegan Boys Boom-Boom Better.

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I hate long acronyms that are forced. "Knocked the Bottom out of me"? But, that way, they got BOOM at the end of it. The video's well produced. Obligatory gratuitous babe ass shot included, of course; that's the PETA way. That's Kevin Nealon v/o-ing. Here's the website, complete with fake testimonials and safety tips. Ad Agency: Matter.
Previously, PETA pushed the supposed dick-hardening benefits of veganism by mocking flaccid-cocked Roger Clemens, and with this "banned" Super Bowl spot featuring bikini models fellating veggies.

PETA brings their expert Photoshop skills to bear on the Obama Birther issue.

(via) Barack the Mutt. He does have puppy dog eyes. PETA says they plan to run this ad in Obama's birthplace, Honolulu. Which is of course is a big, steaming pile of dog shit of a lie. FYI: Hypocrisy. Previously in bad PETA Photoshop:
• Bare Ass-vertising (nsfw).
• The Pope holding a condom.
• Pro-shark Shark Week billboard.
• Pam Anderson's lettuce leaf bikini.

PETA expertly Photoshops condom into Pope's hand.

(click ad) Ratzinger will definitely be making his Grinch face if he sees this image. The vegan idiots say they handed out this amateurish flier to Vatican visitors this week (Bullshit. Show me the evidence.) They actually claim that Ratzi would support this ad, which is based on the Pontiff's recent condom comments. Sure he would. In the next ad in your campaign, you should show him putting one on a dog dick (you'll need to hire an actual designer to work that digital magic). Add his Eminence to the list of people, places, and things baldly exploited by PETA in their ill-conceived adverts. Earlier: PETA's Dead Dog-vertising (warning: unsettling).

PETA peas on the Quran-burning hullabaloo.

(click image, via) The creativity- and design-challenged animal rights organization here regurgitates a piss-poor pun first employed in an idiotic Go Vegan ad featuring douche bag Corey Feldman mimicking John Lennon. PETA says they plan to erect this billboard in Gainesville, Florida (a claim that is 100% bullshit) to protest the Dove World Outreach Center's plan to burn a Quran tomorrow (a stunt that's maybe/maybe not cancelled). Par for the course for PETA, who will attempt to exploit any newsworthy event/person, including: the bp oil spill • Shark Week • frat house pot busts • bus beheadings • Swine Flu deaths • Roger Clemens • Benjamin Netanyahu • And Hitler.

(NSFW) PETA targets fur-wearing English schoolboys.

(click ad) Londoner Keeley Hazell, Sun Page 3 girl and muse for millions of UK masturbatory sessions, is the latest chesty D-lister to strip for PETA's anti-fur movement. "Be comfortable in your own skin"—easy for the booby bird to say (image via). Previous PETA SpokesChests: Pam Anderson. Jenna Jameson. Sherlyn Chopra. And Corey Feldman.

PETA pees on the grave of John Lennon.

(click ad) It's a two-year-old ad that the militant human haters re-posted yesterday "in memory of John Lennon's death." How painfully, punfully touching. Imagine there's no Feldman. PETA used the same stupid pun in September to pee on the Qur'an-burning. update: His wife in the pic, Susie, left Corey last year and filed for divorce. So, extra special classy re-posting, PETA.

PETA exploits the deaths of Jacqueline Fleming and her newborn son.

Fleming was the first European to die from the current Swine Flu outbreak. PETA, who last August amazingly attempted to bleed a bus beheading to promote vegetarianism, have apparently purposely erected this billboard (pic please) outside the Glasgow hospital where the pregnant Fleming was a patient, according to Brand Republic. The responsible assholes deserve to be beaten to death with gourds.
Previously in: PETA stunts.

PETA does Bare Ass-vertising (nsfw).

(click ad, via) Veganism won't get you that body, but Photoshop will. I'd never heard of Bonnie-Jill fucking Laflin before I saw this ad, but you can read all about her here. I did, and found out that I had actually posted a previous PETA ad with her in it, topless. Thus concludes this week's update on PETA's junior high school-level advertising.
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Whose photo shoot was less "ethical?"

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PETA PETA PETA! Left, retouched professional porn star and leather-scorner Jenna Jameson. Right, retouched amateur porn star and lettuce-bikini-ed Pamela Anderson. Click on them and closely examine their faces and bodies. Who's image looks less like the actual woman? Who would you rather? Vote in the comments! Write funny quips with your votes! Take over this post, ye hilarious readers! (Fuck you, I'm tired.) update: If you want, also go to PollsBoutique to vote your choice.

Creep Overload: Andy Dick as Ronald McDonald.

Last Thursday, noted molester/flasher Andy Dick dressed up as Mickey D's menacing mascot and led a small PETA protest against chicken cruelty outside of a downtown Chicago McDonald's. I have nothing to add except that this was, without question, one of the scariest moments in the history of the world. (via PETA). previous celebs for PETA: Pam Anderson. Jenna Jameson. Corey Feldman. Pink & Ricky Gervais. previously in: bad McDonald's ads.

PETA® brand steak sauce.

(via reddit) It's a real product, but unsure if it's related to this.
Related: PETA billboard mocks cattlemen's flaccid penises.

Indian cellphone company exploits Mumbai flooding.

(click images) As you may have heard/read, India is going through a tragic monsoon season, with flooding and deaths throughout the country. In response, Telecom company Aircel recently bought a billboard on a busy Mumbai street and tied a garishly-branded raft to it. The headline: "In case of emergency, cut rope." Well as you can see, the waters came late last month, and the raft was promptly removed. Aircel even received favorable ink from the press, who also blasted the local government for not doing enough. What say you: timely corporate goodwill or disgusting opportunism? Read more about the inflated marketing stunt at the Aircel site (via comunicadores). Previous questionable marketing stunts: Museum of Sex blowjob balloons. Post-9/11 Target bus. the ironic Kleenex tissue tree. Ricola's NYC mystery cougher. PETA exploits swine flu deaths. PETA bleeds bus heading. Earth Hour treehuggers...made of cardboard. Water-wasting World Water Day mailer.

Except, most animals don't have saline/silicone-filled fun bags.

(click ad) Says Peta's spokeschest about her new butcher's diagram ad: "Humans and animals have a lot more similarities than differences. Both have a brain (not labeled, heh), a nervous system, and most importantly, a heart. And that's why I'm a vegetarian. I hope that this new campaign helps people come to the same conclusion." But, where's your lettuce leaf bikini, Pammy? Previous Peta celebs: Jenna Jameson • Keeley Hazell (nsfw) • Corey Feldman • Pink • And Andy Dick as Ronald McDonald.

copyranter on ANIMAL NY: rejected PETA Super Bowl spot.

Last year, it was FOX rejecting zombie Colonel Sanders spots. This year, NBC refused to run this soft porn vegetarian commercial. This is, of course, what PETA planned. (link)

Imagine there's no Feldman.

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Corey Feldman and his wife, Susie Sprague-Feldman (nude in next month's Playboy), parody an iconic John and Yoko bed-in photo for a new PETA ad. My only real outrage here is over the use of yet another bad pun in the name of a green vegetable. related: Jenna Jameson pleathers herself in anti-leather PETA ad. update: go to PollsBoutique to vote in a poll about about this ad.

copyranter on ANIMAL NY: PETA Roasts SD State.

Today on Animal New York, go take a look at at a childish PETA ad that shamelessly capitalizes on the recent frat house drug ring bust at San Diego State. (link)

copyranter on ANIMAL NY: PETA skewers "manly" ritual.

Do you like fake blood and bare skin? Well then, you should check out PETA's latest stunt at the Running of the Bulls in Pamplona, Spain. (link)