"Honey, the pasta tastes a little...boobish."

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Make dinner, or an edible vest! Only with the Marcato homemade pasta maker! Call right now, and we'll include a penne dildo maker! previously in food and sex: ad for Swiss Indian restaurant features fucking chicken carcasses; Australian Subway ad's disgusting six-pack; meat seasoning ads entice with farm animal necrophilia; and a video of bikini models playing with fatty meats and potato salad. (image via)