copyranter
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About Me

- Name: copyranter
- Location: New York, New York
The Best Fucking Ad Blogger in the World™——now writing for BuzzFeed.com. I have been an NYC advertising copywriter for 19 years. I hate capri pants. Also: advertising, PR, midtown, the Upper East Side, the Upper West Side, going to Brooklyn, NYC realtors, New York City, fake blondes, real blondes, saline implants, silicone implants, Civil War enthusiasts, Republicans, Democrats, Liberals, Conservatives, fireworks, parades, Summer, Winter, greeting cards, stuffed animals, children's drawings, religions, personal trainers, golf, golf courses, golfers, polo shirts, turtlenecks, scarves, The Yankees, Yankee fans, mooks, Streeters, iBankers, the Hamptons, Hoboken, Chicago, Texas, Florida, people who don't know how to walk in NYC, whistling, Moby, TV, Radio, Magazines, Newspapers, stand-up comedy, Improv comedy, sketch comedy, "alt" comedy, Readings, poetry slams, SUVs, PCs, drinking straws, weddings, Brunch, fondue fountains, chick peas, Starbucks coffee, journalists, screenwriters (dicks), short men (Napoleon Complexed turds), Scrabble®, people who don't hate anything. I probably at least don't care for you.
Previous Posts
- copyranter on COILHOUSE: Bill Gates...
- The Viagra Missile.
- It's A Vintage Men's Fashion Ugly-Off.
- copyranter on COILHOUSE: surfin' Mandela...
- Keeping It Realtor.
- copyranter on COILHOUSE: I guarantee...
- An editor seriously needs to be fired.
- What to get me for Christmas.
- Honda's road groove-vertising.
- Breadvertising?







2 Comments:
Just sayin'...Milt Wilcox, the former big league pitcher, actually did raise chinchillas.
Just scanning the headlines made me think that the fifth one was an ad for people to "raise men & women at home"
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