ABSOLUT BEIJING.

Previously in Absolut's dopey Utopian Absolut World, God solved global warming with giant ice cubes, kindness replaced currency, everybody had a red carpet driveway, men got pregnant and had 8" dicks, all poetry was CAPS-LOCK HOOEY, and everybody was Andy Warhol. Now, vacuum cleaners end pollution in China. Whatever bullshitters, as long as the hooch still ends soberness.