A little whiskey in the milk is fine though, right?

(click ad, via) Servicy baby-feeding ad via the Chicago Health Department, from a 1910 issue of Hearst's International. Sausage, candy canes, coffee and beer "will poison your baby." The baby illustrations are simply marvelous. Stupid Second City mothers. Previously in baby-safety PSAs:
• Janie's got a gun.
• Easybaby does it!
• Never Shake A Baby!
• Today's lesson: the "C" words.