now this is how to organize porn on your desktop.

(click ad, via) Headline: "Protect your kids from nudity." Anybody got any "Hortensia" pics? She's unfamiliar to me. Folder babe here has been created by Austin, TX ad agency Latinworks to promote Parental Control Bar, "the complete internet filtering system." Well, parents, if you're going to block adult sites from your horny young sons, the least you can do is organize a sexxxy folder creation like this that they can squint at and wank to. I'm kidding! Boys, do your homework, play Playstation baseball, and don't look at bOObies! Or, fisting.
Previous security software ads:
• Microsoft Defender vs. MEGAWOMAN.
• Super creepy Norton internet security ad.
• Creepy Mr. Zombie Zipperhead for Spector Pro.