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- Name: Mark Copyranter
I was an NYC advertising copywriter for 20 years. Now I review ads, and do general ranting, cussing. I hate capri pants. Also: advertising, PR, midtown, the Upper East Side, the Upper West Side, going to Brooklyn, NYC realtors, New York City, fake blondes, real blondes, saline implants, silicone implants, Civil War enthusiasts, Republicans, Democrats, Liberals, Conservatives, fireworks, parades, Summer, Winter, greeting cards, stuffed animals, children's drawings, religions, personal trainers, golf, golf courses, golfers, polo shirts, turtlenecks, scarves, The Yankees, Yankee fans, mooks, Streeters, iBankers, the Hamptons, Hoboken, Chicago, Texas, Florida, people who don't know how to walk in NYC, whistling, TV, Radio, Magazines, Newspapers, stand-up comedy, Improv comedy, sketch comedy, "alt" comedy, Readings, poetry slams, SUVs, drinking straws, weddings, Brunch, fondue fountains, journalists, screenwriters (dicks), short men (Napoleon Complexed turds), Scrabble®, people who don't hate anything. I probably at least don't care for you.
- the story of a Chinese gorilla who knows karate
- Never put your washed condoms in the dryer.
- copyranter on ANIMAL NY: WaterAid.
- Buygone Product of the Week: Egg Cuber.
- Amanda Lepore, SuperModel.
- The State of Wyoming Asks Drunks to Take a Hot or ...
- Fortnight Lingerie presents: Super Sexy CPR.
- Link Haze, 5/14/10.
- (click ad, from the 19-oughts, via) "From my cold,...
- copyranter on ANIMAL NY: Red Stripe.