Blasphemous advertising blast from the past.

(click ad, via) Via Russia, from 2004, before I started this blog, it's an ad for Henkel's Makrofix super adhesive. Loose headline translation: "Iron nails are past now." It won some award at Cannes that year. Moscow Messiah Cat does not approve. Here's four ads—ranging from funny to disgusting—for Pattex glue, another Henkel product. Students, don't put glue ads in your portfolios. The jokes are too easy. And you'll never get to work on a glue account.