I don't want to dine on goose leg confit with a throbbing penis.

(click ad, via) Well fuck a Mother Goose. Ad for Le Cornichon, a French restaurant in Prague. Sexy anthropomorphised food = rarely an appetizing idea—like with these farm animal necrophilia meat seasoning ads, or this Indian restaurant ad featuring chicken carcasses fucking, or this interracial milk chocolate French kiss. I know: "They" say food is sex. Livestock is certainly sex to some rural men.
Ad agency: Fabrika.