The most depressing investment commercial ever.

(via) That's right, hippersnapper. Get yer tats and lipo and piercings and big-ass boobies now. And then, when you're saggy, toothless, eating strained peas, and can barely fucking walk, reminiscence about how much you'd love to have all that money back.
The scare tactic approach is more honest than the usual bullshit investment advertising—at least they didn't use a stupid animal metaphor or the 'ol oyster/pearl stock photo. I'm too lazy to look up how badly this DnB NOR pension fund has done in the last two years. Ad agency: Norway's Try.
Related: the dumbest investment ad I've ever seen.