JP Morgan offers investors Financial Ad Cliche #17.

(click ad, scanned from the latest CFO) The investment arm of JPMorganChase becomes the 100th financial advertiser in history (estimate) to go with the 'ol oyster and pearl stock photo. Congrats, creative thinkers. These are the kinds of minds I want handling my company's money. At least they didn't go with bears or bulls or the lemons/lemonade insight. Or talking babies. Or, King Kong.