Will Lindsay Lohan ever get her head screwed on straight?

(click ad, via) Pretty funny post headline, right? Right? Before selling out, I was a journalist for six years. Anyway, painfully scary Photoshop via Uruguayan ad agency Soul Fast for some publication called Gossip News Magazine which I can't find any info on. I think the gossip rags have already covered every side of Lohan that there is to know—unless she's pulling a Joaquin Phoenix on us.
Previously: Lohan mugshot used in pro-drinking and driving ad.
Previously in: Scary Photoshop.