Rated 'R' for violence: the "banned" Poker Stars commercial.
I don't know who/what "banned" it, but here it is. For you heathens, the v/o is borrowing from the Book of Matthew. Poker Stars says they're not just the"world's largest online poker room," they're also the safest. Card sharks I'm sure will get off on this stupid bullshit. Previous banned ads: PETA • Japanese geisha bondage ads • Fly53 • pro Euthanasia spot • Russian butt billboard • Last Exorcism poster.