LAMPS SCREWING.

(via) It's for World AIDS Day via MTV's Staying Alive. And, you'll learn, lamps don't need condoms, because lamps don't get AIDS. How enlightening. Why lamps? Why not...staplers or corn holders or traffic cones or contact lenses or bird houses or coffee filters or... Previous Staying Alive ads: (nsfw) Pube Posters.
Previous World AIDS Day ads:
• Ken doll giving a blow job.
• Hot chicks fucking Hitler and Stalin.
• Sarah Silverman's offensive song for The Gap.