American Apparel Boy Ad: where's the Pubes and Ass Crack?

(click ad, via) Meet "Barret" from right here in NYC. OK, we got dick bulge, but I can see better in old Sears catalogs. I think I saw Barret on the L train this weekend, talking to his bro about Dirty Projectors and playing chess. Note to Barret: many many many more tricep dips. Oh, AA has done a sleazy boys ad, once, years ago (nsfw, ass crack). It seems the pants-optional CEO is loath to put males in his ads hotter than him.