Depressing as hell commercial makes me hate the f*ck out of Mercedes-Benz.

Seriously, never has a car commercial unsold a car to me better than this one. "I though I would never go back. And then I did." Because you saw an expensive luxury car? Congrats Dieter, you're now the worldwide face for soulless consumerism. And you looked so much better with a beard. Nice work, Jung von Matt, the responsible German ad agency who also produced this self-promo ad which perfectly unsold the ad biz to me. Previously: Mercedes-Benz takes the aviators off of George Steinbrenner's dead face.