Which of these outfits should copyranter build his new Fall wardrobe around?
(click images) Galliano (L) or Givenchy (R)? I've been hit hard by the economy, so I can only afford one. While I am hypnotically drawn to Galliano's hobo wrestler in distress look, that howling dog shirt/shorts combo would make me the talk of my local Associated market. But! My CK Hurt Locker jacket from last season would look marvy over Galliano's ensemble. Help! (Images via Homotography, where you can keep up with all the big gay Paris men's fashion shows going on currently.)
posted by copyranter @ 1:20 PM
3 Comments:
The left one, mosdef
Do you dress for yourself or others?
If it's the latter, then the Givenchy 'yo-dawg' ensemble would have urban lingo savvy customers at your local Associated market think of you as #1, a too cool for school asshole, a loser who thinks highly of himself.
The nutsack suffocating, sperm killing Galliano ensemble meanwhile would cast you as #2, a gimmicky 'tweener' - a morally ambiguous wrestler, neither a bad guy or good guy (an inbetweener), a term also used to describe wrestlers who are heels, who cheat.
All in all, a losing proposition.
Do all the market patrons a favour... save your money.
You know the left side is the right choice.
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