Link Haze, 2/7/11.

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• will Smurf for food.
• worst or best tattoo ever?
• Steampunk Etch-a-Sketch.
• Gang fight takes a dark turn.
• Bill O'Reilly: Mars has no moons.
• America grades the Black Eyed Peas.
• Mickey Mantle recounts a Yankee stadium blowjob.
• the official beer of the White House Super Bowl party.