via) Why are these Chinese thugs attacking each other with Motorola phones, specifically six-year-old Motorola phones? My best guess is that this layout is trying to promote the phone's not-at-all razor-like thinness? That's all I got. You got something? Ad agency: Ogilvy, Beijing. Previously in: Crazy China Ad Watch.
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