How to expel trapped gas in a public restroom.
copyranter: not afraid to be servicey.
Previously: five ways to pee with a boner.
posted by copyranter @ 1:30 PM
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Tuesday, July 05, 2011
copyranter: not afraid to be servicey.
Previously: five ways to pee with a boner.
3 Comments:
Ha! This is the same position I take when my boss fucks me in the bathroom.
I offer a free public service: Whenever anyone has problems with trapped gas they can simply text me at 212-555-COCK. I'll make an outcall to wherever you happen to be and give you a hearty, healthy ball-slappin' and gas-relievin' butt fuck.
No need to thank me. I was raised in a household where we were taught to give back to the community.
Clarence the Guardian Angel turns out to be less of a guardian and more of a "fallen angel". Poor George is now a rough trick. It's a wonderful life, indeed!
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