Japan owns Creepy.

(click image) Via the Creepy Van Guy, of course. Yes, I know it's not a new photo. Maybe the owner is a sex offender, and this is his way of forcing himself to not attempt to pick up (any more) girls? Thanks to Vinnie for the tip.
Previously in Creepy Japan:
• Titty pudding packaging.
• Penis handling poster (nsfw).
• kiddie porn condom packages.