copyranter
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About Me

- Name: copyranter
- Location: New York, New York
The Best Fucking Ad Blogger in the World™——now writing for BuzzFeed.com. I have been an NYC advertising copywriter for 19 years. I hate capri pants. Also: advertising, PR, midtown, the Upper East Side, the Upper West Side, going to Brooklyn, NYC realtors, New York City, fake blondes, real blondes, saline implants, silicone implants, Civil War enthusiasts, Republicans, Democrats, Liberals, Conservatives, fireworks, parades, Summer, Winter, greeting cards, stuffed animals, children's drawings, religions, personal trainers, golf, golf courses, golfers, polo shirts, turtlenecks, scarves, The Yankees, Yankee fans, mooks, Streeters, iBankers, the Hamptons, Hoboken, Chicago, Texas, Florida, people who don't know how to walk in NYC, whistling, Moby, TV, Radio, Magazines, Newspapers, stand-up comedy, Improv comedy, sketch comedy, "alt" comedy, Readings, poetry slams, SUVs, PCs, drinking straws, weddings, Brunch, fondue fountains, chick peas, Starbucks coffee, journalists, screenwriters (dicks), short men (Napoleon Complexed turds), Scrabble®, people who don't hate anything. I probably at least don't care for you.
Previous Posts
- It's cute little perv Dov Charney!
- The men's underwear with a dime-size penis hole.
- Copywriting Hall of Fame or Shame?
- ABSOLUT HACKER.
- Canned Got PMS? milk campaign exploited by animal ...
- Look at this crazy headache ad!
- Japan owns Creepy.
- Florida paper names its Women's section "skirt!"
- Ashley Madison erects Weiner billboard.
- Condom Ad of the Week.


2 Comments:
Until further notice, shit-faced Mondays will be replaced by physical violence Mondays.
Shouldn't that be shit-faced?
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