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posted by copyranter @ 3:40 PM
8 Comments:
Man, there's nothing more appealing that a woman wearing soggy pretzels.
Ewwwwwwww this only confirms my conviction in remaining gay (as if it were a choice)!
I would definitely wear it.
Nothing says sexy like a yeast infection.
More frightening is why the little girl is in the picture ?
> little girl
read the copy - the bathing suit is available in children's sizes.
I-)
More frightening is why the little girl is in the picture ?
Yeah, little girls are extremely frightening!
cheese's yeast comment wins the post.
So now Copyranter and Cheeseonearth are lovers. Interesting.
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