(I thought it was a seahorse penis. I was wrong.)
How does this year-old masterpiece have fewer than 10,000 views? It was recorded with at least three takes (different color socks, then bare feet when the video is run backwards). What's going on with his hair? Via WTF Japan Seriously.
Previously in: WTF Japan?
Update: his penis is Japan! Thanks CopywriterDan. It's now brilliant-er.