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Like a second Joan Crawford you can now hear me yelling: "No more wire hangers - everrerrrrrrr!"
Goes to show you need a knowledge of history to succeed in most ventures. This is so awful that it´s strange no one reacted when they were presented with the idea!
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self-induced miscarriage..yikes
good spot copyranter
Retro Horrific!
Images of back alleys and Joan 'Mommy Dearest' Crawford entered my mind.
A botch up and undeveloped graphic, should have gone with padded hangers.
http://www.hanger-manufacturers.com/picture/padded-coat-hangers/satin-padded-hanger.jpg
http://www.hangers-hangers.com/Up/49201014119379.jpg
Like a second Joan Crawford you can now hear me yelling: "No more wire hangers - everrerrrrrrr!"
Goes to show you need a knowledge of history to succeed in most ventures. This is so awful that it´s strange no one reacted when they were presented with the idea!
Have you seen the logo of the Brazilian Institute for Oriental Studies (click link and scroll down a bit) -- it's supposed to be an Asian building with the Sun behind it, but.....
@ Infidel753
Brings a whole new meaning to Alicia Keys', Empire State of Mind and I hope it doesn't give C. Meloni (OZ, Law & Order SVU) any ideas.
http://dlisted.com/node/44022/images/christopher_meloni_empire_05_wenn5752278.jpg
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