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- Name: Mark Copyranter
I was an NYC advertising copywriter for 20 years. Now, I'm The Best Fucking Ad Critic In The World™. I hate capri pants. Also: advertising, marketing, social media, PR, midtown, the Upper East Side, the Upper West Side, going to Brooklyn, NYC realtors, New York City, fake blondes, real blondes, saline implants, silicone implants, Civil War enthusiasts, Republicans, Democrats, Liberals, Conservatives, fireworks, parades, Summer, Winter, greeting cards, stuffed animals, children's drawings, religions, personal trainers, golf, golf courses, golfers, polo shirts, turtlenecks, scarves, The Yankees, Yankee fans, mooks, Streeters, iBankers, the Hamptons, Hoboken, Chicago, Texas, Florida, people who don't know how to walk in NYC, whistling, TV, Radio, Magazines, Newspapers, stand-up comedy, Improv comedy, sketch comedy, "alt" comedy, Readings, poetry slams, SUVs, drinking straws, weddings, Brunch, fondue fountains, journalists, screenwriters (dicks), short men (Napoleon Complexed turds), Scrabble®, people who don't hate anything. I probably at least don't care for you.
- U.N. commercial addressing rape in Colombia is pre...
- A whole chicken in a can? Yes, a whole chicken in ...
- A tribute to Kim Jong-il (six attack ads).
- NYC Coffee Cup Wrap Ad of the Day.
- Not a good year for Dicktaters.
- F*cking iPhone F*cking Christmas Commercial.
- Global Warming is a cold-blooded killer (print ads...
- Torturous Penis Pun of the Day (TV spot).
- Torturous Oral Sex Pun of the Day.
- Rudolph the Red-Nosed Alcoholic (print ads).