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4 Comments:
They should have cross-branded Green Giant corn with Snickers.
A fistful of peanuts in every bar.
Fucking eat my corn.
Naming a corn nibblet and pepper blend Mexicorn and depicting the Green Giant in a sombrero? Nice.
This "mexicorn" thing needs to be examined further. I already found these examples of the Giant accessorizing:
http://jonwilliamson.com/template_permalink.asp?id=1755
http://wbrasses.blogspot.com/2007/03/mexicorn-how-i-love-you.html
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