Friday, July 07, 2006

"Oh my! Look at the size of him! You'll be needing at least a triplex darling...

NYC Real Estate Dominatrix Barbara Corcoran knows a big thing when she see it. Apple. Suri. Shilough. I think Corcoran is paying Boerum Hill's walking baby billboard Michelle Williams and hubbie Heath Ledger to walk that kid 18 hours a day in rotating neighborhoods. And newborns mean abandoning 1BRs for 2BRs, duplexes, and townhouses. Somewhere in Manhattan right this very second, another wall is being knocked down and a hundred more women of means are being knocked the fuck up. Keep popping those fertility pills, 30-something New York women. Barbara will find you the space, bet your first born on it.
(on lafayette, between prince & spring)

1. The Unparalleled Hyperbole of NYC Real Estate Advertising.
2. CLEARLY defining your target audience.


Blogger EVIL DISCUSSOR said...

Heath Ledger + Michelle Williams = Boerum Hill.

Jennifer Connelly + Paul Bettany + John Turturro + Paul Auster + Cate Blanchett = Park Slope.

9:58 AM  
Blogger EVIL DISCUSSOR said...

Come on, sweet Ranter.

Know thy Brooklyn celeb nabe. Is that too much to ask?

10:02 AM  
Blogger copyranter said...

thanks. I'll change it.

10:10 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

As Fat Bastard once said about babies, "Get in me belly."

10:14 AM  
Blogger ninaberries said...

baby's first corcoran. (do you know what kind of asshole this kid is going to be what with his cartier and corcoran? god help us.)

10:39 AM  

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