Tuesday, August 15, 2006

The G-Star Glory Hole.

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At this prime billboard location on the corner of Houston and Lafayette, the executions come and go quickly. But that one apartment window is always left uncovered. This time, the opening has left our otherwise trapped male model with—if he boosts himself up on the ledge— a glory hole. We can only hope that the accommodated apartment dwellers would "accommodate" the poor trapped man. Though judging by the shape and relative size of the hole, his G-Star outfit ain't the only thing that's going to be RAW.

Five-story models compete for my love.


Blogger David said...

You know, if they just hired mimes, they wouldn't have had to spend money on "Real" walls.

Also, if I had that apartment, I would definitely go Moises Alou on that guy's head.

10:24 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow, downtown really is getting cleaner. That is the neatest, graffiti-free-est glory hole in the world.

Um, at least I THINK it is.

But he'd better use it, 'cause it looks like the bitch just stiff-armed his stiffy (note the purposeful vulgarity!).

12:22 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Round peg, square hole.

3:51 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No self-respecting glory hole would ever be that clean.

Trust me.

3:57 PM  
Blogger Gigi said...

All Hail, Copyranter!


8:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

All hail?


You must be fucking that one.

11:17 PM  
Blogger copyranter said...

And yet you keep reading anon. Brilliant.

8:07 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Slinky's right. Can't be a real glory hole. 1) too clean. 2) there's a girl in the booth.

10:09 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

where can i find a glory hole in nyc/ or queens n.y.?
i'm looking to suck a cock and experience glory hole
pls someone let me know.... cjopimpjuice@yahoo.com

11:44 AM  
Blogger LiquidHeaven said...

copyranter knows a guy.

BTW, just found your site. Love it. I'm also an adman. Keep it going man.

Check me out if you need some music to accompany you, I've got a podcast blog I'm running in my spare time.


I'll be coming back for more.

8:50 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The reason the guy is slumped against the back wall is that hes exhausted from trying to reach the G-hole which is just too high! Ouch! Hes clearly suffering from muscle strain in his calves.

2:36 PM  

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