Thursday, September 07, 2006

The Maddens. Lots of Tats. Lots of Causes.

Anything that keeps the Good Charlotte boys away from the recording studio is pretty OK by me. Reportedly, they are also against infecting young seals with AIDS, and the clubbing of AIDS-infected youths. They'd also like to make it clear that the sandwiches they club must be vegan. NO bacon. Then and only then, will the Maddens smash the shit out them—using recyclable clubs—with all their faux-punky anger & might.

Evening Wood


Anonymous Anonymous said...

I like my seal club sandwiches on whole wheat, hold the mayo.

11:36 AM  
Blogger David said...

Infecting young seals with AIDS and then clubbing them?

That's dirty sanchez-esque.

Unless of course they're clubbing "With" them, as those trendy scenesters are known to be at the "hot spots," and, well, what's hotter than being accompanied by an AIDS afflicted Seal?

Works for Heidi Klum (Ba Dum Dum CRASH)!

11:59 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

These little bitches are from my home town in MD and back when they played small local bars, one of them (Benjie i think) tried to hit on my GF right in front of me.

So, I hope they get clubbed with a club with an AIDS infected nail through it while I watch and eat a club sandwitch.

Lame-ass suburban punks!

2:55 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

stfu. i love GC && i have for the past 3+ years.

i'm a vegetarian, too. i really don't find this funny, or a lot of the other stuff on here.

6:25 PM  

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