Wednesday, October 25, 2006

TimeWarner hires white killers, white freaks, everybody who's white in between.

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Lately, America's whitebread Fortune 500 corporations have been falling over their $800 Aeron chairs to insert ads into special "diversity" advertising sections in business pubs (this one's from the October 30th Fortune). I give credit to TimeWarner for one thing: at least they didn't put "Diversity" in the headline, like every other unimaginative advertiser in the section. It is, however, the first word of the bodycopy.

1. Diversity has a Mascot.
2. NEWS FLASH! Ad Industry Doesn't Like Minorities.
3. R&R, minus R&B.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wait a minute - Green Lantern is a black guy. And Martain Manhunter (though he isn't in that picture of the Justice League) is a Martain. Black dude + Martain = Diversity!

1:00 PM  
Blogger copyranter said...

look at that...Green Lantern IS pictured. But he has to work the graveyard shift, of course.

1:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Notice how Green Lantern is shorter than every other super hero in that picture??

2:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How about diversifying the ethnicity of The Sopranos, hah Time Warner?

3:22 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

anon: Doesn't matter that GL's shorter.

Everyone knows he's got the biggest superhero cock - especially the chicks.

4:16 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

check it.
Womder Woman is a proud Amazon, and Themyscira's *really* close to Lesbos.
Superman should be read as Jewish. Seriously. Walk into any, ANY, comic book shop and ask. Seigal and Shuster's Unermensch was a Jew.
Green Lantern? Black.
Hawkgirl? Chica Halcon. Her costume's *Mayan* fer Chrissakes.
J'onn J'onzz? Martian. A green-skinned martian.
Wally West (the Flash) is pure Irish/Scot/Welsh mutt.
The priveliged white male you're seeking to vilify is Batman. Go ahead. Make fun of Batman. Feel cool now?

7:48 PM  
Blogger copyranter said...

wow. schooled by an anononerd.

8:01 PM  
Blogger New York Punk said...

CR - I think you got it backwards. By diversity, they mean hiring good and BAD guys. Back ground checks, drug tests, immigration status, or prior convictions don't matter anymore. Damn, I want a job in Time Warner...

1:05 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

as the anonymous nerd who posted the racial breakdown of the JLU earlier, I'd like to add two things: 1) that should read "Ubermensch" and 2) I was actually writing that from the Warner's lot at the time. Care to guess which building? Here's a hint. You can hear the "Lowrider" theme floating around on taping days.

3:56 AM  

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