True or False?
Jesus. A plethora of rotating True.com ads has overtaken my hotmail page in the last 24 hours (so much so, that I got another True post lined up for tomorrow. I'm milkin' it baby.) The ad on the left showed up yesterday evening. The one on the right, this morning. Hmm. Either they're tossing around figures like Ken Lay and Jeffrey Skilling, or exactly 2 million members found their soulmates during the overnight hours.
previous True posts:
1. That's gotta be some kind of record.
2. BREAKING NEWS NOW...
3. BIKINI KILL
4. "This is my Diaphragm. Scared?"
posted by copyranter @ 3:05 PM
7 Comments:
That's what you get for using Hotmail. Come, join us. Accept your fate, the inevitable. Resistance is futile.
(Besides, your girlfriend doesn't want you looking at sizzling singles anymore. Especially 9 million of them.)
Oh see, you didn't read them carefully. There are 11 million singles using the service, but only 9 million of them are sizzling. I wonder what the rest are doing?
Reality check: 9 or 11 million luke warm singles are looking for 20,000 sizzling singles, tops. That's the unfortunate equation that pertains.
Such a basic system, though. So simple. Hot girl = Male clicks.
They got me when they started populating Myspace emails. Had to click... I mean look at that stomach!
Naturally I was just interested in the affiliate program ;) seeing as how 87 percent of the straight guy demographic will find it mildly difficult not to click-through.
why don't they ever put half-naked guys on the ads? just sayin' I'd like to see a six pack that doesn't have corona on it
All the True ads I see are for gay men. Is there anything out there for het women? Anything?
only 9 million are in bikinis. the other 2 million aren't.
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