Wednesday, October 18, 2006

True or False?


Jesus. A plethora of rotating True.com ads has overtaken my hotmail page in the last 24 hours (so much so, that I got another True post lined up for tomorrow. I'm milkin' it baby.) The ad on the left showed up yesterday evening. The one on the right, this morning. Hmm. Either they're tossing around figures like Ken Lay and Jeffrey Skilling, or exactly 2 million members found their soulmates during the overnight hours.

previous True posts:
1. That's gotta be some kind of record.
2. BREAKING NEWS NOW...
3. BIKINI KILL
4. "This is my Diaphragm. Scared?"

8 Comments:

Blogger Make the logo bigger said...

“9 MILLION SIZZLING SINGLES AWAIT.”

Now that’s good writin’.

5:33 PM  
Anonymous Sergey said...

That's what you get for using Hotmail. Come, join us. Accept your fate, the inevitable. Resistance is futile.

(Besides, your girlfriend doesn't want you looking at sizzling singles anymore. Especially 9 million of them.)

5:54 PM  
Blogger pitfinder said...

Oh see, you didn't read them carefully. There are 11 million singles using the service, but only 9 million of them are sizzling. I wonder what the rest are doing?

6:26 PM  
Anonymous ricpic said...

Reality check: 9 or 11 million luke warm singles are looking for 20,000 sizzling singles, tops. That's the unfortunate equation that pertains.

9:32 PM  
Anonymous Chad said...

Such a basic system, though. So simple. Hot girl = Male clicks.

They got me when they started populating Myspace emails. Had to click... I mean look at that stomach!

Naturally I was just interested in the affiliate program ;) seeing as how 87 percent of the straight guy demographic will find it mildly difficult not to click-through.

7:26 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

why don't they ever put half-naked guys on the ads? just sayin' I'd like to see a six pack that doesn't have corona on it

10:39 AM  
Blogger Maulleigh said...

All the True ads I see are for gay men. Is there anything out there for het women? Anything?

11:45 PM  
Blogger Scamp said...

only 9 million are in bikinis. the other 2 million aren't.

5:19 PM  

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