Unfortunately, these are not your Grandfather's underpants.

Yes, it's fart-proof underwear.
"The Under-Ease pants have an in-built multi-layered, replaceable filter made of felt, charcoal and fibreglass wool. To prevent gases escaping without passing through it, the underpants are made from air-tight fabric and completely sealed with elastic around the waistband and legs."
previously in WTF?:
1. rolling grass thing.
2. the Horshack Rorschach.
3. 2006 Darwin Award winners.
13 Comments:
they don't come with accidental shit guards (c)?
Do they come with a silencer at least?
The Larry King signature model boasts the extra-high, super-slimming tummy band (with melty, blue metallic "LK" logo).
I thought Larry depended on Depends.
They also have a special edition with your name printed all over so you remember who are, even if it's only for five seconds.
These will be fun, especially when grandpa starts levitating off the couch from the buildup of fart air pressure in his pants.
I just noticed your new logo. I miss the finger now. (sigh)
This is a good idea. It's for everyone not constantly ripping heinous gass. I like that.
Does it have a fan?
If you eat beans, can you fly like a balloon? I'd pay to see that.
dutch oven much?
But you still have to wash them.
But... how do you disguise the big triangle over your asshole?
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