Thursday, February 15, 2007

I've found a date for the Balvenie Weenie™.

though as soon as she finds out he ain't got a mouth to use "downtown," she'll be beatin' a path to the door. Say hello to Ko, official icon of Kotex tampons. Just the kind of image you'd want associated with the menstrual cycle—crazy-ass Medusa hair and no eyes. Nice effect, too, making the "periods" in your tagline blood red. Nice.
(Image and headline idea by Georgina, the archeress, my girlfriend.)
previously in women in ads:
1. You've Cum A Long Way, Baby.
2. Samsung commits an innuendon't.
3. Where gay men, angry women hook up.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, Kotex knows that women are mad; now when are women going to admit it?

4:05 PM  
Blogger Sports Princess said...

I think she'll be perfect for the Weenie! Keep in mind that the no-mouth thing only has that 1 drawback. But when I think of all the crankiness having no mouth could withhold, I'm totally on board! & without eyes she'll never know what kind of non-spokeperson he is!

Thanks for the giggle - & as a lady, that chick scares me. There's no way I'd want to use whatever is making her look that freaky!

6:05 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'd fuck her. Rare or well-done.

7:29 PM  
Blogger Maulleigh said...

LOL!! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!

9:53 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What's with all this "my girlfriend" crap?

What are you, like 13?

10:36 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Advertising puns suck.

2:29 PM  
Blogger copyranter said...

fair question anon #2. No, I'm just happy.

3:02 PM  
Blogger Moda di Magno said...

Any guesses at how many men were in on the creation of this bit of genius? Yeah, there were women too no doubt, but by percent - what do you think? (Hey - equal opportunity bitching, I blame client-side morons too.)

Yes, she's perfect for the weenie.

You have the right to be happy.

9:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

copyboy's got a girlfriend! tell us more. do you like to go "downtown"?

11:17 AM  

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