Monday, July 02, 2007

Girlfriend-approved pic of copyranter.

You've seen the beefcake, now you've got the full frontal. Taken recently at our favorite Frisbee®-tossing meadow. Note the abundant gray in the beard. Note the pissed-off face, despite the fact that I am participating in just about my favorite pastime with my favorite person in the world. What am I angry about? One of NYC's best psychotherapists spent seven years trying to figure that one out.
previously in getting to know copyranter:
1. copyranter bullet points #1.
2. copyranter—The Human Trainwreck.
3. Official copyranter mascot.
4. copyranter's new logo.
5. My Dad catches an 18.5 lb. lobster.
6. Flushing the copyranter crankcase.


Blogger Moda di Magno said...

This is for Archeress: "Rantalicious"

1:41 PM  
Blogger New York Punk said...

Thats because being angry is cool. No?

1:44 PM  
Blogger copyranter said...

Cool?!? No. As Soul Coughing described it, I got a "jaw-grind disposition to a panic attack."

1:52 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe you're not just a smiley sort? I know when I'm not smiling I tend to look stern or aloof. Or so I've been told my entire life.


What's important is that you ARE happy whether you look it or not. My two cents anyway.

2:00 PM  
Blogger kilgore said...

You can toss my Frisbee® angrily anytime.

3:43 PM  
Blogger RFB said...

I finally placed the face - Elvis Costello - but I'm sure you get that all the time.

4:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you're always pissed off, then the terrorists win. To your point, real happiness is for the ignorant anyway.

4:28 PM  
Blogger copyranter said...

jetpacks: yep. get it all the time.

4:33 PM  
Blogger ricpic said...

You're anxious because there are still people out there who can sit on your face. Your life will be one long wearying climb to the top where you can sit on all their faces. But your deep down self-hatred will never end.
Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha........

4:38 PM  
Blogger Erin Bradley said...

I don't know why, but I always imagined you as being gay.

4:53 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

“If you're always pissed off, then the terrorists win.”

Exactly my point. And this is why I say we should not give in to them. Everyone, let’s go shopping.

6:41 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the photo at left has actually not been approved by this girlfriend. it was taken by a former one, and i think it looks a little gay. there i said it.

9:01 PM  
Blogger Queue54 said...

I admire decision to post the front view. But as photo had to clear girlfriend, aren't we entitled to a glimpse of her?

9:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


4:19 AM  
Blogger copyranter said...

According to MS word, beefcake is one word, not capitalized.

8:22 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

nice biceps.

9:14 AM  
Blogger jos said...

re. the approved photo:
constipation is never a pretty sight.

10:44 AM  
Blogger lying slut said...

is your hair long? that's gross. shave yo' head.
you're still in hotness-limbo... are you, or aren't you?

11:43 AM  
Blogger Tara said...

These are very sweet pictures, Mark. I must say ... I have no approved pictures of my ex-girlfriend--sorry. Cough cough. Sigh. Still getting her out of my system. At any rate, I'll be back in a few days or so to go schizomaniacally commenting on all your posts. But like ... chill ... you know? Just very reasonable, rational, un-HTML'd comments, e.g., "This ad's gay, that's all," etc.


2:03 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Think that beard makes you look fat?

Maybe you're mad that your girlfriend has to make your image selects all the time?

3:03 PM  
Blogger copyranter said...

nah, my gf has excellent taste in photography.

4:32 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

why aren't you commenting on the gay remarks herein? Come on dude, feel free to admit if you dabble, even if just now and then. Who knows maybe the gf won't mind.

5:41 PM  
Blogger Non Smoking Smoker said...

I actually thought the one on the left was taken in the middle of a glory hole session at BBDO.

I still respect you tho'.

6:18 PM  

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