Thursday, August 23, 2007

Deutsche Bank. A Passion to Perform...oral sex on our Logo.

Ja, lieben wir unser Firmenzeichen. All banks luv their logos. Chase sprays cum drop logos all over the NY metro area. Bank of America usurps Old Glory. The Bank of New York's evokes an oh so pretty kaleidoscope. But no bank has the hots for their own logo like Deutsche—they have BIG ORGY LUST for their geometric erect dick in a box (thank you commenter oldmetalmonster!). Above is a Deutsche Bank recruitment ad scanned from the latest Jungle magazine. Sure the copy says the usual blah blah ambition blah blah achievement. But the real message of the ad is: You wanna join the Deutsche team? Then you gotta get busy with our logo.
previously in bank ads:
1. Dude chill. It's a CD, not the Fountain of Youth.
2. The Bank of Opportunistic Stock Photo Use.
3. King Kong doesn't have a firm understanding of the Gramm-Leach-Bliley Act.
4. Free Range Checkin'! CUTE!
5. I, uh, don't get it, HSBC Bank. Seriously, I don't.


Blogger oldmetalmonster said...

It's an erect penis in a box. I think I like it now!

9:48 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Perhaps there's more to the copy than what immediately meets the eye. What kind of "talent" are they referring to? Oral? "Ambition". Sure, riding that baby would be a great ambition. Lifting you higher? That's obvious. Celebrate? Party on!!!

11:34 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You're a horny bitch, aren't you? I like it - big turn on.

12:17 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

At Deutsche we (blank) inside the box every single day.

12:19 PM  
Blogger ricpic said...

What's higher than the top?

8:47 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

More top, or top + 1. Not sure which.

9:04 PM  

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