Chances are, they'd blow up the planet solely because of these ads.
previously in the worst alcohol advertising in the history of advertising:1. How many words can you make from "Ketel One Vodka"?
2. Not everyone hates Ketel One ads...
3. "famous Dutch shrinks" returns zero Google matches.
4. My correspondence with Ketel One continues...
5. You don't have a mouth Ketel One phone kiosk...
6. A subliminal ad from Ketel One.
7. an unsigned letter from a distillery in Holland.
posted by copyranter @ 9:05 AM
4 Comments:
Ach du lieber, vut aboot zis ad mahk zu zo pizzed offen? Ze bick empty spaze? Ze Cherman laitteringk? Zu ist eine cranky Amerikanish neatpicker.
My favorite Ketel One ad (did a whole post about it) was where they ran a list of the "50 Best Movies of All Time" and spelled "Battleship Potemkin" as "Battleship Potempkin"
What is this supposed to be: "The world's most interesting Vodka" ? Didn't Dos Equis already rope off this section of the alcohol advertising cosmos? FYI Ketel One: After a couple fucking Ketel ones, I'd be one hell of a conversation for an alien.
Auto manufacturer commecials almost all of them show customers driving at insane speeds with no traffic.
No responsible driving ads, eh? Just "feel the intoxicating power of driving illegal speeds in this safe and easy to drag race car!"
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