Wednesday, September 19, 2007

SUBTEXT: (You Gay Sluts, You!)

McDonald's ad snapped inside the entrance to a bar in Boystown, Chicago, the first "officially recognized" (?) gay village in the United States.
Well well, Mickie D's, you're all grows up, you're all grows up! Now that's a Happy Meal! Want Guys with that? etc. (sorry)
But seriously; there's nothing as strong as post-McDonald's gas. And ripping Big Mac farts during that magical first night encounter is a major turnoff. You can try holding them in, but then you're making goofy faces while clutching your upper groin region—also a big turnoff. You're much better off with an empty stomach, actually.
(snapped by Marah Eakin)
previously in gay marketing:
1. Grab Your Poles!
4. Bud tells gays OK to be gay.
5. The Gays don't buy their leather at Daffy's.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

CR, what were you doing in Boystown?

Just curious... bi-curious...

1:26 PM  
Blogger copyranter said...

You know, when someone leaves a comment that displays that he/she/HeShe didn't fully read the breaks my heart. BREAKS IT.

1:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh yeah, McGas could spoil a very special moment. Speaking of gay stuff, I miss your real pic.

3:05 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

PS. I know you're not gay, just hot (and I'm fairly certain you don't have a problem with gay guys thinking you're hot).

3:22 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

As a gay man who actually used to live in Boystown, I find this ad to be supremely stupid. What gay man in his right mind would eat a Big Mac before anal? Turn-off, indeed!

7:28 PM  
Blogger HighJive said...

two all-beef patties, special sauce... oh, never mind.

7:48 PM  

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