Thursday, September 30, 2010

Goldman Sachs's new ad blows sunshine up America's ass.

(click ad, via) The government bailed-out, 401k-destroying, woman-hating, investor defrauders are rolling out a brand new shiny image-polishing ad campaign starting with this little piece of feel-goodness running in the Wall Street Journal and New York Times.
You got your wind farm and your Mr. just-hired Hardhat and, gee-willikers, maybe these economy-destroying mega-rich pricks do have a heart of gold. Says GS spokesman David Wells:
"We're expanding our communication to a broader audience in an effort to promote a better understanding of who we are and what we do."
Well, David, thanks to a little more transparency than you cocksuckers are accustomed to, we already have a very keen understanding of who you are (criminals) and what you do (ruin lives). You wanna help repair your image? Here's what your ad should have been: a big fucking coupon giving every American $1,000 or so.
Campaign by Y&R NYC, paid for by you, the fucked-over American taxpayer. Maybe they can pool their ad dollars with bp, and run some co-op Green energy ads? The bp-ers are really struggling with their marketing messaging too.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think I'm in love with you. Thank you for being so fucking blunt.

2:13 PM  
Anonymous mrjohn said...

In Japan there is a proverb, "When the wind blows the cooper prospers".

Many people think it is about cause and effect, in reality it signifies a tendency to attribute unrelated events as cause and effect.

Like GS claiming their business creates jobs.

9:40 PM  

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