Wednesday, June 01, 2011

American Apparel proudly presents their first ever ad with nipple tweaking (nsfw).

(click ad) Landmark moment in the Helvetica-sullying amateur porn experiment known as AA Advertising. Nipples, of course, we've seen by the handful (nsfw). And female-on-female ass grabbing (nsfw).  But this mildly sapphic depiction is a first, I think. If the pants-optional CEO's profits continue to plummet, stay tuned for the first ever twat-diddling execution.

13 Comments:

Blogger Dad said...

To clarify - you enjoy these yes?

9:02 AM  
Blogger copyranter said...

Not especially.

9:04 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i kind of like them, from the point of just to see what they will do next? pre-schadenfreude?

in a way, they are better than the 'sexy' pics in vogue.

I-)

9:49 AM  
Blogger copyranter said...

That's not saying much, but I agree.

9:55 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How does one become a model for AA?

10:12 AM  
Blogger copyranter said...

1. work at an AA store.
2. have a "street" look.
3. blow Dov.
4. be willing to work for nothing.

I don't know. Email them.

10:19 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

5. Underage look

11:05 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

so what

11:09 AM  
Anonymous -1-T-M- said...

TRI-BLEND HALTER ROMPER?

...and yet there was a time in the United States from 1953 to 1994 when Romper Room, a television series targeted at preschoolers, would open each program with a greeting from the hostess and the Pledge of Allegiance.

The hostess and her group of children would embark on 30 or 60 minutes of games, exercises, songs and moral lessons.

Romper Room tried to teach its young charges to be polite. The hostesses, many of them former kindergarten teachers, were always addressed as "Miss," they would serve milk and cookies to the children, with prayer offered before eating.

1:29 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I would like to know who -1-T-M- is, because he always cracks me up with his comments. He writes better than Copyranter!

1:39 PM  
Anonymous dude said...

sex sells, no? i buy AA panties for my wife and she looks fucking good in them. some of their clothes are okay but the dov dude is a douche and a pedo.

1:49 PM  
Blogger copyranter said...

Writing better than copyranter is no tall task.

1:54 PM  
Anonymous dude said...

unfortunately for y'all the romper room reply was lifted (albeit slightly edited) from wikipedia.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Romper_room

6:24 PM  

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