Tuesday, June 07, 2011

American Apparel Ad Watch: men's briefs sold with woman's nipple (slightly nsfw).

(click ad) Here's your latest update from "the world's premier expert on American Apparel porn." Grainy porn, been there done that. Men's brief ad with nip slip, been there done that (same model). OK, you're updated. Related: the pants-optional CEO getting his dick licked through his men's briefs.

Monday, July 19, 2010

(nsfw) The latest from American Apparel's crack ad team.

Nipple piercing! (click ad, here's a closer shot) Sure, we've seen see-though nipplage before in AA advertising. But this ad, from the latest issue of Vice Japan, marks the first time I've spotted nipple jewelry. Plus you got some near ass crack, which is an AA ad staple. I wonder if the pants-optional CEO has a cock ring?
Related
: the first nude AA ad (nsfw).

Monday, September 26, 2011

American Apparel Ad Watch: the half nipple of sad Steffi (nsfw).

(click ad) Sad Steffi, last seen sadly modeling AA Riding Pants sans shirt (nsfw), here soullessly flashes a lonely half-nipple in a sad AA denim ad. She makes me miss the stupid sleazy Diesel denim ads.

Wednesday, June 01, 2011

American Apparel proudly presents their first ever ad with nipple tweaking (nsfw).

(click ad) Landmark moment in the Helvetica-sullying amateur porn experiment known as AA Advertising. Nipples, of course, we've seen by the handful (nsfw). And female-on-female ass grabbing (nsfw).  But this mildly sapphic depiction is a first, I think. If the pants-optional CEO's profits continue to plummet, stay tuned for the first ever twat-diddling execution.

Monday, January 10, 2011

(nsfw x 4) The latest from American Apparel's Crack Ad Team.



(click ads) After briefly bringing the sleaze via graphic line drawings, the pants-optional CEO returns to his nuanced nipples and ass crack roots. Top Left: nipple peeks plus underarm razor burn. Top Right: artsy. Lower Left: "Diane" is studying Kinesiology, pants-less. Lower Right: Popular AA model who's done both ass crack and nipples before. You are now up-to-date.

Friday, March 25, 2011

American Apparel Ad Watch: Totes & Tits (nsfw).

(click ad) Well, actually the pants-optional CEO (who's now being sued by several former female employees for sexual assault/harassment) may have a point with the nudity this time. In a tote ad, you don't want a model's clothes distracting from said tote, right? But you do want a model showing off how to carry said tote. But then, you could've made sure the model's nipples were always covered by said tote. I do feel this is a baby step in the right direction though, Dildo Dov. We all know you love your nipple ads (all nsfw). The model looks so happy, doesn't she?