Tuesday, January 17, 2012

The new iPoo. The perfect toilet for Mac fanboys.

(click image, via Milos Paripovic)
It's the shit! It works exactly the same as any other shitter, but costs twice as much. Note how the apple shape perfectly fits skinny fan boys' tushies. Never needs a plunger—easily flushes your biggest Jobs (snicker)! Coming in 2013! Previously: What do Mac fanboys do in their spare time?


Blogger Şudur: said...

i think i liked it.

9:31 AM  
Anonymous morningcigar said...

And a companion piece: iPillow.


9:48 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The best parody ever made of the overhyped ridiculously overpriced Apple products, methinks. When I see someone with an iPhone, I wanna throw up. I don't have one and will never get one. It's become annoyingly ubiquitous.

10:25 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Grammar Cunt reveals himself as PC from the annoying Mac/PC commercials. Rename yourself Windows Cunt now! Or Android Cunt. Also.

11:46 AM  
Anonymous -1-T-M- said...

Not only for 'Mac fan boys,' but a fitting send-off gift for Hefner to consider giving his past, present and future bunnies after having their shiny ears folded and their plush white tails stripped into retirement.

Excuse me while I go: "Bomb the Tidy Bowl Man" - "Catch up on some reading" - "Take a Donald Dump" - "Make a deposit at the porcelain bank," would in these habitats be replaced with: "Excuse me while I go take a bite out of the big apple."

12:36 PM  
Anonymous cath said...

Vinnie: The one you link to reminds me of "The Grapist."

2:46 PM  
Anonymous cath said...

^ D'oh, wrong comments thread. Meant to post the above re: Vinnie's comment on the Jolly Rancher ad.

This iPoo post was fun. I'm not an Apple/Mac/iThing user. I'm not a hater, either, but I have friends who are drooling iThing fanboys, and they drive me insane with it. This bit of satire lets me be the smug-feeling one for a change. I like that.

3:25 PM  
Blogger Bock McMillan said...

Loved it and reposted it! ;)

5:32 PM  

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