Product Demo of the Day (snicker).
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"The iFloat Unlocked Mobile Phone is the world's first mobile phone to float on water," says Dick Smith. Unsold! Never trust somebody who calls themselves a "Techxpert". Previous product demo: the Sperm Retrieval Machine.
4 Comments:
And never trust anyone who's having a one-day sale called "Dick's Quicky." Ew.
And never trust anyone calling themselves the best fucking ad blogger.
Correction:
The Best Fucking Ad Blogger in the World™.
When did you trademark that? Pathetic.
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